glyconeogenesis

Muscle sarcomere: A vs. I as light or dark There is only one vowel in "dark" and one vowel in "light". These one vowels match up to their one letter names: DArk band is the A band. LIght band is the Iband.

Erythropoiesis stages "Powerful Businesses Pollute Our Reeling Environment": Proerythroblast Basophilic erythroblast Polychromatic erythroblast Orthochromatophilic erythroblast Reticulocyte Erythrocyte

Pituitary: anterior pituitary products: acidophilic vs basophilic · Acidophilic: GPA: Growth hormone Prolactin Acidophilic · Basophilic: B-FLAT Basophilic FSH LH ACTH TSH

Pituitary: anterior pituitary products: acidophilic vs basophilic · Acidophilic: GPA: Growth hormone Prolactin Acidophilic · Basophilic: B-FLAT Basophilic FSH LH ACTH TSH

Pituitary: anterior pituitary products: acidophilic vs basophilic · Acidophilic: GPA: Growth hormone Prolactin Acidophilic · Basophilic: B-FLAT Basophilic FSH LH ACTH TSH

wbc type

Leukocytes: granulated and agranulated "BEN Loves Money": · Granulocytes: Basophil Eosinophil Neurophil · Agranulocytes: Lymphocytes Monocytes

layer of epidermis

Epidermis layers "Come, Let's Get Sun Burned": · From superficial to deep: Corneum Lucidum Granulosum Spinosum Basale [Germinativum]

Electron transport chain: Rotenone's site of action Rotenone is a site specific inhibitor of complex one.

Glycolysis enzymes "High Profile People Act Too Glamorous, Picture Posing Every Place": Hexokinase Phosphoglucose isomerase Phosphofructokinase (PFK) Aldase A Triose phosphate isomerase Glyceraldehyde-3-phosphate dehydrogenase Phosphoglycerate mutase Enolase Pyruvate kinase

Adrenal cortex layers [for Florida Gator fans] "Gator Football Rocks!": · From outside inwards: Glomerulosa Fasciculata Reticularis

Tonsils: The three types "PPL (people) have tonsils": Pharyngeal Palatine Lingual

Soleus vs. gastrocnemius muscle function "Stand on your Soles. Explosive gas": You stand on soles of your shoes, so Soleus is for posture. Gasoline is explosive, so Gastrocnemius is for explosive movement.

Superior thyroid artery branches "May I Softly Squeeze Charlie's Girl?": Muscular Infrahyoid Superior laryngeal Sternomastoid Cricothyroid Glandular

Saphenous veins: path of great vs. small at malleolus "MAGdelaine has varicose veins" [The saphenous veins are important for varicose veins]: Medial maleolus, Anterior to maleolus, and Great saphenous go together. Then the opposites of these go together: Small saphenous is posterior to the lateral maleolus.

Extraocular muscles cranial nerve innervation "LR6SO4 rest 3": Lateral Rectus is 6th Superior Oblique is 4th rest are all 3rd cranial nerve

Internal jugular vein: tributaries "Medical Schools Let Confident People In": · From inferior to superior: Middle thyroid Superior thyroid Lingual Common facial Pharyngeal Inferior petrosal sinus

Brachial artery: recurrent and collateral branches "I Am Pretty Sexy" Inferior ulnar collateral artery goes with Anterior ulnar recurrent artery. Posterior ulnar recurrent artery goes with Superior ulnar collateral artery. · Alternatively: "I Am Pretty Smart".

Facial nerve branches "Two Zombies Buggered My Cat": · From superior to inferior: Temporal branch Zygomatic branch Buccal branch Mandibular branch Cervical branch · Alternatively: "Two Zulus Bit My Cat". · Alternatively: "Two Zebras Bit My Coccyx". · Alternatively: "To Zanzibar By Motor Car". · Alternatively: "Tall Zulus Bear Many Children" · Alternatively: "Tell Ziggy Bob Marley Called".

Maxillary artery branches "DAM I AM Piss Drunk But Stupid Drunk I Prefer, Must Phone Alcoholics Anonymous": Deep auricular Anterior tympanic Middle meningeal Inferior alveolar Accessory meningeal Masseteric Pterygoid Deep temporal Buccal Sphenopalatine Descending palatine Infraorbital Posterior superior alveolar Middle superior alveolar Pharyngeal Anterior superior alveolar Artery of the pterygoid canal

tricks on order of carbocation or free radical

ie.BATSPM Benzyl>Allyl>Tertiary>secondary>Primary>Methyl

Cell cycle stages Go Sally Go! Make Children!: G1 phase (Growth phase 1) S phase (DNA Synthesis) G2 phase (Growth phase 2) M phase (Mitosis) C phase (Cytokinesis)

Down syndrome pathology DOWN: Decreased alpha-fetoprotein and unconjugated estriol (maternal) One extra chromosome twenty-one Women of advanced age Nondisjunction during maternal meiosis

For the function of the temporal lobes, think of a helmet which covers the side of the head: HELM: H : hearing E : emotion L : learning M : memory

Enzymes: classification "Over The HILL": Oxidoreductases Transferases Hydrolases Isomerases Ligases Lyases · Enzymes get reaction over the hill.

Glycolysis steps "Goodness Gracious, Father Franklin Did Go By Picking Pumpkins (to) Prepare Pies": Glucose Glucose-6-P Fructose-6-P Fructose-1,6-diP Dihydroxyacetone-P Glyceraldehyde-P 1,3-Biphosphoglycerate 3-Phosphoglycerate 2-Phosphoglycerate (to) Phosphoenolpyruvate [PEP] Pyruvate · 'Did', 'By' and 'Pies' tell you the first part of those three: di-, bi-, and py-. · 'PrEPare' tells location of PEP in the process.

Urea Cycle Ordinarily, Careless Crappers, Are Also Frivolous About Urination. Ornithine, Carbamoyl, Citrulline, Arginosuccinate, Aspartate, Fumarate, Arginine, Urea.

Essential Amino Acids PriVaTe TIM HALL Phe, Val, Thr, Trp, Ile, Met, His, Arg, Leu, Lys

Spermatic cord contents "3 arteries, 3 nerves, 3 other things": 3 arteries: testicular, ductus deferens, cremasteric. 3 nerves: genital branch of the genitofemoral, cremasteric, autonomics. 3 other things: ductus deferens, pampiniform plexus, lymphatics. · Note some argument about this: Moore doesn't put in cremasteric nerve, Lumley puts in inguinal...

External carotid artery branches "Sister Lucy's Powdered Face Often Attracts Silly Medicos": · Before entering the parotid gland: Superior thyroid Lingual Posterior auricular Facial Occipital Ascending pharyngeal · Ends as: Superficial temporal and Maxillary bifurcating in the in the parotid gland

Descending abdominal aorta branches from diaphragm to iliacs "Prostitutes Cause Sagging Swollen Red Testicles [in men] Living In Sin": Phrenic [inferior] Celiac Superior mesenteric Suprarenal [middle] Renal Testicular ["in men" only] Lumbars Inferior mesenteric Sacral

Axillary artery branches "Screw The Lawyer Save A Patient": Superior thoracic Thoracoacromiol Lateral thoracic Subscapular Anterior circumflex humeral Posterior circumflex humeral

External carotid artery branches "Some Aggressive Lovers Find Odd Positions More Stimulating": Superior thyroid Ascending pharyngeal Lingual Facial Occiptal Posterior auricular Maxillary Superficial temporal

Spleen: dimensions, weight, surface anatomy "1,3,5,7,9,11": Spleen dimensions are 1 inch x 3 inches x 5 inches. Weight is 7 ounces. It underlies ribs 9 through 11.

Inferior vena cava tributaries "I Like To Rise So High": Illiacs Lumbar Testicular Renal Suprarenal Hepatic vein. · Think of the IVC wanting to rise high up to the heart.

GFR -Layers of the adrenal:-- Glomerular, Fascicular, Reticular

TIRE- four abdominal muscles -- transversus, internal oblique, rectus abdominus, and external oblique

Sally Thompson Loves Sex And Pot pie. The branches of the Axillary Artery are: Superior Thoracic, Thoracoacromial, Lateral Thoracic, Subscapular, Anterior Circumflex Humeral, Posterior Circumflex Humeral, and Profunda Brachii.

The 5 sphincters found in the Alimentary Canal are APE OIL: Anal, Pyloric, Lower Esophogeal, Oddi, and Ileocecum.

Limbic System- the 5 F’s- Feeding, Fighting, Feeling, Flight and Fucking

Layers of the epidermis-Germinativum or Basale, Spinosum, Granulosum, Lucidum, Corneum Grandpa Shagging Grandma's Love Child.

Cartilages of the Larynx - There are 4 cartilages in the larynx whose initial letters are TEAC (also the brandname of a home stereo). Thyroid, Epiglottis, Arytenoid, Cricoid

LOCATION OF THORACIC DUCT: The duck is between two gooses (duck = thoracic duct) 2 gooses = azyGOUS and esophaGOUS

Vagus nerve: path into thorax"I Left my Aunt in Vegas": Left Vagus nerve goes Anterior descending into the thorax.

Penis autonomic innervation actions "Parasympathetic Puts it up. Sympathetic Spurts it out". Alternatively: "Point and Shoot": Parasympathetic Points it, Sympathetic Shoots out the semen. · Erection and Ejaculation (Emission).

Scalp layers SCALP: · From superficial to deep: Skin Connective tissue Aponeurosis Loose areolar tissue Pericranium

Aorta vs. vena cava: right vs. leftAorta and right each have 5 letters, so aorta is on the right. Vena and cava and left each have 4 letters, so vena cava is on the left.

Inguinal canal: walls"MALT: 2M, 2A, 2L, 2T": · Starting from superior, moving around in order to posterior: Superior wall (roof): 2 Muscles: · internal oblique Muscle · transverse abdominus Muscle Anterior wall: 2 Aponeuroses: · Aponeurosis of external oblique · Aponeurosis of internal oblique Lower wall (floor): 2 Ligaments: · inguinal Ligament · lacunar Ligament Posterior wall: 2Ts: · Transversalis fascia · conjoint Tendon

Branches of the Facial Nerve Ten Zebras Bought My Car Ten Zebras Bit My Cock Two Zulus Buggered My Cat To Zanzibar By Motor Car Temporal, Zygomatic, Buccal, Masseteric, Cervical Miscelaneous Anatomy Mnemonics

Branches of the Brachial Plexus (In order from most lateral to most medial) My Aunt Raped My Uncle Musculocutaneous, Axillary, Radial, Median, Ulnar

visceral leishmaniasis

tricks on lenght

length of suddo is 25 cm ie, stomach uretet duodenum descending colon oesphagus

tricks on salivery gland

please -parotid gland say -stension duct me mandibular gland what whartson duct looks sublingul gland red duct of rivinus

Ascariasis Symptoms Mnemonic - How It Occurs - 2016!

Ascariasis Symptoms Mnemonic